主题：最雷人的平凉话

在“半瓶子”开始雷人之前，为了实现或达到雷人的效果，我有必要先在这里给诸位解释一下“雷人”是啥意思？
　　雷人是2008年兴起的网络语言，意思是出人意料且令人格外震惊。这个词语类似晴天霹雳的意思，但又与晴天霹雳不同。晴天霹雳多用于惊闻噩耗的时刻，而雷人则用于表达喜剧性的或无奈的、尴尬的心情、氛围，将个人感受描述为于无声处听惊雷的状态，极度夸张地表达了个人在喜剧、无奈、尴尬场合、情绪下行为和语言的感受。雷人的本义是云层放电时击倒了某人的感觉，其源出何地无从考证。
　　方言作为一种地域文化所独有的“身份标签”，它所包含的历史和人文内涵是普通话无法比拟的。平凉话作为关中方言秦陇系的一个支脉，曾经在秦汉、盛唐时期作为官方语言风靡全国，其势头一点也不亚于今天我们学习推广普通话的热度。尽管，今天的平凉人感觉平凉话很土气，甚至有点粗俗，那是因为我们的语言环境、观念变了。其实，平凉话当中除了那些听起来有点生硬、直率、粗狂和霸气的语言之外，也有很多雅言抑或上古汉语。今天，“半瓶子”要给大家解说的就是平凉话当中那些听起来叫人丈二和尚摸不着头脑的词语。
　　在平凉崆峒区北部塬区草峰、香莲一带，听起来比较雷人的话不少。如：鱼、驴不分，把女子称为咪子等等。特别是鱼和驴，这两个看似风马牛不相及的东西，硬让咱们平凉人给扯到一起，糜子麻子不分了。
　　比方说：我们去集市上卖驴，但草峰、香莲人会说成：卖鱼。再比方说：我们要去市场买鱼，草峰、香莲人会误以为我们去买驴。这是比较典型的平凉方言的标志：声母错位。本来读作lü驴，却让咱们读成了yu鱼。而nü女子读作mi咪子，也是此类情形。
　　但凡平凉人，我们都知道，泾川人把猪不叫猪，叫zi彘。这让很多不熟悉泾川话的人感觉很“雷”。弄不明白到底他们说的是鸡呢还是猪呢？当然，我们也曾经大言不惭地笑话人家泾川人不会说话，太土气。殊不知，把猪叫彘是泾川人从古汉语继承过来的雅言。《辞海》解释为：彘，猪也，象形字。汉武帝原名刘彘。本义指大猪，后泛指一般的猪。只不过，泾川人把声母zh读成了z，也就把zhi彘读成了zi彘。
　　还有咱平凉人常说的“瓜子”，就让很多外地人误以为是说嗑瓜子。其实，平凉人说的瓜子、瓜娃、瓜怂都是一个意思：即傻子！至于瓜子一词的出处和来历，“半瓶子”不是很明了，也就不敢胡卖派了。
　　要说起最雷人的平凉话，估计三天三夜也说不完。鉴于有些词语太过粗俗，难登大雅之堂，暂且忽略不提罢了。如平凉话把 “脚扭伤”叫“wo踒”了，把“冷”叫“sen瘆”的，把“思量、盘算”叫“尺mao毣”，把“顺当、好”叫“wo倭也”等等，虽然听起来感觉很雷人，很费解，但它确实不是咱平凉人发明创造的土话，而是代代沿袭保留下来的古汉语词汇。
　　还有，我们平时口头语常说的：可利马嚓、日渎来亥、胡求马嚓、二不拉叽等等，是平凉方言吸收了外来词演化形成的。如：褡裢来自蒙语。麻食来自波斯语“乌麻什”。麻达、颇烦来自维语等。而平凉话中常见的形容词“胡拉海”、“可利马嚓”、“胡求马嚓”、“扑稀来亥”等都是古匈奴语音译词。
　　可利马嚓，意思为：麻利、赶快；日渎来亥，意思为：邋遢，不精神或不整洁；胡求马嚓，意思为：马马虎虎，胡乱交差了事；二不拉叽，意思为：莽撞、蛮干，不讲策略；胡拉海，意思为：某人很大度，不和别人计较得失；扑稀来亥，意思为：做事没有章法，不严谨，乱七八糟。
　　以上这些平凉话，我们平凉人代代口口相传，自然其意思了然于胸，不会感觉很难理解。但对外地人或80、90后一代习惯用普通话交流的平凉娃们来说，就像听“外语”一样难懂和晦涩。例如，你对一位初来平凉的外地朋友说：瓜娃，可利马嚓的，咱咥饭走！不雷晕他才怪呢。
　　平凉是一个多民族地区，历史上，这些不同民族来自不同地域，也保留了其不同地域的语言特色。有些少数民族的方言，听起来也比较雷人：如崆峒区部分回族群众把你们叫“你哪”，把我们叫“俺哪”，把水叫“fei匪”，把跑叫“lou喽”，把拿叫“撼”，把哪儿叫“wan腕儿”，把喝水叫“huofei嚯匪”，把馍叫“mu牧“，把水开了叫“feijian匪尖”了等等。
　　当然，平凉话当中还有一些看似没啥意思的话，听起来也很雷人。如：你大个头。大，这里指父亲，翻译过来就是：你父亲的头。这句话原本是平凉人熟人之间相互调侃常说的一句口头禅，但好像谁也没有仔细想过“你大个头”到底是啥意思。是说他父亲的头长得好看还是难看？是聪明还是笨蛋？“半瓶子”没有琢磨明白，估计很少有平凉人把它琢磨明白了。
　　总归，平凉方言博大精深，各地发音、吐字、表述不一，意思也就大相径庭。“半瓶子”所谓的解说也许本身就很雷人，那大家伙就权当看笑话，一笑了之吧！

Different Styles Of Women?s Boots by Charlotte Bleasdale

In those cold, wet months, every woman needs a few pairs of guess pas cher to see them through the season in style but with so many different styles of women?s boots to choose from it can sometimes be difficult to decide which suit your needs best.



From cute shoe boots and ankle boots to sexy knee boots and funky thigh highs, the choice of women?s boots is so wide ranging that you?ll certainly find a pair for all occasions and outfits.



Shoe Boots



One of the biggest footwear trends of the past year, guess pas cher are also known as shooties and are taller than a shoe but shorter than an ankle boot. Perfect for autumn and spring days when you just can?t decide what to shoes to wear, shoe boots are great worn with jeans or leggings, while they?re ideal with dresses or skirts to pull off a cool retro look, making them utterly versatile. And because there are so many different styles of shoes boots from casual flats to dressy heels, they?re easy to dress up or down depending on what you team them with.



Ankle Boots



Ever so versatile ankle boots are definitely a must have in any woman?s wardrobe because they?re so easy to wear. As with shoe boots, ankle boots made a big comeback in the past year so you?ll find a big choice of styles from the slouchy to those with a killer heel. Flats are most certainly back and this season it?s been combined with the ankle boot for a comfortable yet fashionable flat ankle boot that?s easy to wear with lots of different fashions from the glam grunge and the 80s floral to the sexy skinny jeans and casual cosy look.



Calf Boots



There?s just about every style of calf boot you can think of from pointed leather guess pas cher with a killer heel to plain and flat designs to cowboy boots and the ever-popular sheepskin boots. As you would expect, calf boots finish half way up the calf and often come in a variety of calf widths from narrow to extra wide calf boots, while many have zips you?ll also find slip on ones with adjustable buckles for a comfortable fit. Perhaps one of the most versatile styles of women?s boots, calf boots come in so many different designs too that you?re bound to find a pair for all occasions.



Knee Boots



A classic style of boot, knee boots are one of the most popular types of women?s boots because of their versatility and ease to take from casual daytime to dressy evening looks. Of course, there?s the popular plain black leather knee boots with a heel, perfect with jeans or skirts for a stylish look, while flat knee boots teamed with jeans hit the footwear fashions in winter 2010.



Thigh Boots



Quite possibly the biggest footwear trend of the past season, thigh high guess pas cher and over the knee boots burst onto the scene and the shelves of high street retailers in funky flat heeled designs in suede and leather. Typically worn with skinny jeans, flat over the knee boots are both fashionable and practical and are the perfect footwear choice for those cold, wet winter months.
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