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N年后坐飞机的经历--搞笑!  发帖心情 Post By:2007/10/19 19:23:14 [只看该作者]

售票处:自动广播里传出这样的声音:某航100001航班,目的地北京,票价10元,

不设找零,月 票请出示。 
  安检:人声鼎沸,有人扛着蛇皮袋,有人拎着活鸡活鸭,安检员满头大汗: 
“您这可得补票,超重了。”“凭什么啊?上次背了两麻袋土豆都让我过去了。”

另一个乘客凑过来:“来来来,哥们儿,抽根烟,我这批活鸡不麻烦您了,机舱摆

不下,您帮我绑机翅膀上得了,反正它们自己也能飞,不浪费飞机的动 
力。。。。。” 
  登机:空姐都戴着红绣箍,挥着小旗,拿着扩音筒:“都别挤,排好队,里面

的,就是你,别在那儿发愣啊!往里挤挤。。。。。你,你票呢?没买票就上来 
了,罚十元!什么,你是王机长他老舅,那什么那,算了,进去吧。。。。。” 
  起飞:飞机爬升到80层楼的高度,正在城市上空盘旋,机长打开舱门,喊道:

“嘿!80楼楼顶的那位,北京走不走,十块钱一位!有座儿!快点上来,我给你停

一分钟,你跳过来!” 
  飞行:一个小朋友要求小解,空姐:“厕所都让土豆占了,这样吧,我给你打

开门,你就先将就一下吧。对了,外面风大,系好安全带啊!” 
  副机长:“看,头儿,前边有架飞机!”机长:“混蛋,是100002号!这小子

就知道跟我们抢航线,告诉后面坐好,我要超机。。。。。”
   
  飞行途中,空姐:“机长,外面有UFO耶!”机长:“快看看里面有几个!外 
星人20元一位,问他们走不走?”乘客发牢骚:“都挤成这样了还上。。。。。”

 
  飞机剧烈抖动。空姐:“各位乘客,刚才飞机出了故障,两个发动机坏了,我

们可能会晚点。”乘客:“怎么搞得,要是四个发动机全坏了,我们岂不是要在天

上过夜!”
   
  空姐:“机长,刚才有个小朋友小解时掉下去了。”机长:“背降落伞包了 
吗”空姐:“背了,不过书包还在这儿。”机长:“嗨!你瞧你们这点事给办的,

把书包也绑个降落伞空投下去,小孩子,没书包怎么上学!”
  
   
   副机长:“头儿,北京地面消息说,那边又堵机了,让先停昌平。”机长: 
“告诉乘客准备提前空降。”
   
  降落:空姐:“各位乘客,本航班即将到达目的地,降落时请坐着的乘客系好

安全带,请站着的乘客系好。。。。。。。那个。。。。。。系好裤腰带。“ 
   
  落地:
空姐:“机长,晚上哪儿吃去?”机长:“你们哪,一天到晚想着吃,

这个月任务又完不成,没了奖金,我看你们都去喝西北风去!你赶紧再到售票处去

一趟,跟小张说一声,来了乘客先给我们装上,趁着早,我们要再飞一趟!

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  发帖心情 Post By:2007/10/19 19:32:48 [只看该作者]

强人~~爆笑

 

同在~

问声好~


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  发帖心情 Post By:2007/10/30 15:24:18 [只看该作者]

好笑啊

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Different Styles Of Women?s Boots by Charlotte Bleasdale

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Knee Boots



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Thigh Boots



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